February 2012
chris brown
so… he’s a cunt, yeah? i wish he would come to Glasgow.
so what, in Scotland we have robbers, junkies and muggers but if there’s one thing we hate it’s cunting wife-beaters.
he would get off the plane and get through the terminal.
then he would get into the street and get stomped to death by a massive crowd of non-rihanna fans.
we don’t give a fuck about the...
kissed pretty girl
then he dissapeared
yeah
after everything, after all the half arsed kissed i’m here.
i’m alone - is this the way it should be?
thought a girl liked me… apparently not.
i nearly kissed a nice girl
but she wasn’t into it
oh well
better luck next time
kissing pretty girls can only go
fuck it
The Bunny Game: A Review
Being that it’s not 1974 i was immediately shocked by the though that a film could be banned. 2012, the year where everything will allegedly end, but we’re kicking out films that could cause public upset - the irony is not lost on me. Adam Rehmeir has created a film that no one will enjoy - it’s bleak, upsetting and tough… but is it any good? Essentially he set out to...
i kissed a pretty girl tonight
HIGH FIVES FOR ALL
holy fucking christ
ABOUT TO WATCH THE BUNNY GAME!
I’M LITERALLY HARD AS A ROCK!
my mate is doing a case study on me, she reckons...
allegedly i have an alcohol dependence. i get to be in a published study… proud or ashamed?
oh jack daniels you RUIN ME
every now and again i get this feeling
it could be the Tom Waits on my speakers or the alcohol in my system but i get this feeling every couple of weeks. Where everything is just… at peace, real quiet. Like someone put a silencer on life and pulled the trigger on the real world. It all seems so silent, just me and you all alone. I don’t know who “you” it but i like “you”, “you” calms me,...
Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, ask!
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Anonymous asked: You are a doll.
to shave the lid or not to shave the lid
hmmmmm….
January 2012
